our jokes #2

part 1
location : lecture hall
watak : lecturer and student
lecturer : so student, tau tak small angle ni kite panggil ape??
student : tak tau
lecturer : angle ni kecik..so kite panggil acute angle sebab dia cute..
student : ouhhhh..
lecturer : so, kalau angle yang besar kite panggil ape??
student : not cuteee..
lecturer : bukan..kite panggil obtuse sebab dia besar..
student : kalau besar sikit lagi mesti obese..
lecturer : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*(


part 2
location : lecture hall
watak : lecturer and student
lecturer : so, these are the formulas that will be given in your test..
student : ouh, okay..
lectuer : i think 2 pages of formulas are more than enough for you..
student : i need yellow pages..
lecturer : @#$%^&*((*&^%$#


part 3
location : discussion room
watak : fiq, aiman, mat, pn mas
pn mas : so group 1 present masalah sosial..group 2 present pembuangan bayi..group 3, kamu nak tajuk ape??
fiq : rempit..
pn mas : tak boleh..tu dah termasuk dalam masalah sosial..
mat : rogol..
pn mas : tak boleh..tu pun masalah sosial..
aiman : manchester menang 3-0..
mat : eh ape plak..tu dah mausk kes pembuangan bayi..
pn mas : @#$*^$#%&#